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You Had To Be There (link)
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Nov 10, 2006, 20:11 by TheOnyx
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Losnar walks into my office. He notices something on my co-worker's desk.
Losnar: What's that?
TheOnyx: It's a cassette player. I know it's before your time and all...
Losnar: I can't believe this conversation just happened. |
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And so it starts. (link)
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Sep 13, 2006, 20:37 by Shadax
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Welcome to my first main page post.
As my first main page post, I figured I'd comment on the ridiculousness of Onyx, Losnar, my woman, and I. See, for all 2 of our readers, we now have to convince Onyx to buy a 2004 Mazda Miata. "Why is this?" you ask? Well, about 2 years ago, Losnar bought himself a 2004 Mazda6. An attractive dark blue one. Looks snazzy. (Pics to follow at some point.. maybe... the interweb may consume itself first.  ) I bought my wife a 2004 Mazda3 s as a graduation present (bought it a little early, but meh. Pics also to follow... unless the aforementioned travesty comes to pass.) Then, yesterday, I bought this. More pics.
It's like we're an advertisement for the 2004 Mazda lineup of cars. No SUV's here, no sirree. But, to be complete, we'll need to put his tall arse into a 2004 Miata. I think under the right circumstances, we could convince him. But we'll need both of your help. (don't hope too hard, but ya never know)
'Dax |
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More Signs that I'm Doing Everything Right (link)
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Sep 13, 2006, 14:31 by TheOnyx
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A while back, I posted this article, which indicated that many of my vices were actually good for my health (in moderation, of course).
Well, it turns out that some of them are also good for my career as well.
:air guitar:
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Another Conversation Log... (link)
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Sep 11, 2006, 11:06 by TheOnyx
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... because actual content would take work.
(13:08:23) TheOnyx: Richard and I are bordering on Food Jihad
(13:08:55) TheOnyx: Dude... that'd be a good band name.
(13:09:00) TheOnyx: Food Jihad
(13:09:51) Losnar: yes
(13:09:59) Losnar: but we are starting a band are we?
(13:10:14) Losnar: no [snip]
(13:10:34) TheOnyx: I had another good idea for a band name last night
(13:10:38) TheOnyx: "Sonic Cherry"
(13:14:08) Losnar: I'm on the phone with [a customer] by the way
(13:14:54) TheOnyx: I'm on the phone with YOUR MOM
(13:14:58) TheOnyx: she says hi
(13:15:05) Losnar: cool hows dad?
(13:15:20) TheOnyx: He became a ninja.
(13:15:44) TheOnyx: He's using stealth to cheat at Marco Polo |
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WTF Zombies! (link)
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Sep 8, 2006, 21:49 by Losnar
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More musings at work, this time on the topic of zombies
Losnar (10:00 AM) : TheOnyx I have a very deep question for you.
Losnar (10:00 AM) : If the zombies win and there are no more brains to eat do they all starve and die?
TheOnyx (10:01 AM) : That tends to be the going hypothesis.
Losnar (10:02 AM) : what if they don't need the brains?
Losnar (10:03 AM) : what if they only want them like we want candy but since they are zombies the like the higher function to stop their ravaging murderous actions?
Losnar (10:04 AM) : we'll never know
TheOnyx (10:04 AM) : or maybe we will
TheOnyx (10:04 AM) : O_o
Losnar (10:04 AM) : unless we are the zombies
Losnar (10:04 AM) : but then we won't care |
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